Resume diagnostics, no filter

Your resume asked for honesty.

Upload your resume and get a brutally clear AI roast in about 30 seconds—then turn every painful truth into a stronger application.

Free roast. No fake compliments. Upgrade only if you want the rewrite.

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Roast speed

~30 seconds

The Roastfolio promise

Sharp feedback, honest boundaries.

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No invented wins

We improve how your experience reads without fabricating jobs, skills, metrics, or credentials.

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Useful after the punchline

Every roast targets specific language or structure, so you know what to change next.

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You control what gets shared

Your roast can be screenshot-worthy, but you decide whether it ever leaves your screen.

From cringe to credible

One ruthless read. A much better resume.

Roastfolio follows the same path a hurried recruiter does—scan, judge, and decide what deserves attention—then shows you where the story breaks down.

The main event

A line-by-line reality check recruiters will not give you.

See which bullets say nothing, where your strongest evidence is buried, and why your opening summary sounds like everyone else’s. The roast makes the invisible problems obvious.

30 sec

Typical feedback loop

0 fluff

Direct, actionable critique

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Upload your current resume

Drop in the resume you are actually sending—not a sanitized template. Roastfolio reads the story, structure, and signals a recruiter will see.

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Get the unfiltered roast

In about 30 seconds, AI calls out vague bullets, buried wins, tired phrases, and the sections quietly hurting your application.

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Turn every burn into a fix

The roast is not just entertainment. Each criticism points toward a clearer, sharper, more credible way to present your experience.

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Rewrite when you are ready

Upgrade once for polished, role-ready language that keeps your real experience intact while making the value impossible to miss.

Pay for polish, not praise

Get roasted free. Rewrite when it matters.

Straightforward one-time options for one job search. No monthly subscription hiding behind the upload button.

Free Roast

$0

Find out what your resume is doing wrong before sending another application.

  • One brutally honest AI roast
  • Specific weak spots and red flags
  • Shareable, screenshot-ready results
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Polished Rewrite

$19

one time

Turn the roast into stronger, cleaner resume copy while preserving the facts and experience that are actually yours.

Everything in the free roast
Polished professional rewrite
Stronger impact-focused bullets
Clearer summary and structure
Roast first, upgrade later

Before you upload

Fair questions. Straight answers.

Your next application starts here

Let AI say what recruiters are thinking.

Take the free roast, fix what hurts, and send a resume that makes your value easier to see.

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